“There, wolf. There, castle.” “Why are you talking that way.” “I thought you wanted to.” “No, I don’t want to.” “Suit yourself. I’m easy.” I can sit here and quote Young Frankenstein scenes all day, but what does this have to do with anything? The reason all news reporters sound the same, is that they’re … Continue reading Please Stop Talking Like That!
A few weeks ago, I was watching an episode of Killing Eve where the assassin, Villanelle was sitting at an outside table with her trainer, Dasha. While Dasha is probably in her 70’s, she’s still highly capable and works in a very dangerous profession where death can come at anytime from anywhere. As Dasha lit … Continue reading How to Look Ten Years Younger and Get More Out of Life
Remember when we drilled holes in a person’s skull to release demons? Or when we used to rip out parts of people’s brains in order to bring them back to sanity? Seems legit, right? How about bloodletting; you know, because having a fever meant we had too much blood in our, uh … blood supply. … Continue reading A Cult of Personality Tests
“Pop quiz hotshot. There’s a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?!” We can recite movie lines with no notice. That quote is right there, ready to go. We can … Continue reading Pencils Down!
I Am No Yogi 